Dubzy

My dad just texted me saying he bought his first Bitcoin today
I asked him his seed phrase and he sent it over. I took his $150 of Bitcoin and sent it to my wallet.
NEVER give your seed phrase to anyone, not even your son
Lesson 1, welcome to the trenches bucko

Drinking is actually goated
We are alive to live
Being some weirdo who never has fun and does the optimal thing 24/7 sounds very gay

You can do anything
But you can't do everything
Do you understand?

Crypto looking good here

Trying to tax deduct my memecoin losses as charity donations because I was technically spending time with the mentally disabled

You should always say thank you to AI
1. It costs the companies money
2. It's nice
Thank you

For lent I gave up multiculturalism and now I'm fixing my country.

I liked one Happy Birthday tweet and now the algorithm thinks I'm a Birthday enthusiast

If a girl messages you about Cryptocurrency, make you sure you block that guy asap