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🚨 JUST IN: Oil production has been fully suspended at the Rumaila oil field, Iraq’s largest and the world’s second-largest oil field.

JUST IN: MARC ZELLER'S ACI TO LEAVE AAVE IN JULY OVER GOVERNANCE TENSIONS
$AAVE dropped 2% in 2 minutes

You had one job.
South Korean officials seized ~$5.6M in crypto from tax evaders and proudly shared high-res photos of the hardware wallets.
Those photos clearly showed the handwritten seed phrases.
Someone used them and drained ~$4.8M. 😭

Most major Layer 1s are still loss-making for token holders once inflation is factored in.
In 2025:
• Solana recorded ~$4.15B in net losses
• Ethereum lost ~$1.62B
• Ethereum generated ~$260M in revenue
• Solana generated ~$170M
• Tron generated ~$732M
Only @trondao revenue exceeded its token inflation costs, resulting in positive earnings and net deflation.

Monitoring the situation

JUST IN: Ali Khamenei's wife also lost her life in the attacks.

Former CIA Director David Petraeus:
"You can't take down a regime through the air in most cases"

BREAKING: Nvidia $NVDA to invest $4 billion in two photonics companies.
The U.S. chip giant announced it’s investing $2 billion in Lumentum and the same amount in Coherent.

Bitcoin has now posted five straight red months, falling from $126,000 in October 2025 to around $65,000 by March 2026.
> 2018 bear market: Also saw a 5-month decline
> 2022 bear market: down ~64% overall, but never printed five consecutive red months

Even in 2012 people were asking if it's too late to invest in Bitcoin

I was told that there was no more Jane Street 😭

2026 LAYOFFS:
Amazon - 16,000
Aumovio - 4,000
Block - 4,000
WiseTech Global - 2,000
ams OSRAM - 2,000
ASML - 1,700
Ericsson - 1,600
Meta - 1,500
Salesforce - 1,000
Livspace - 1,000
Ocado - 1,000
Autodesk - 1,000
eBay - 800
Lucid Motors - 800
CyberArk - 700
Pinterest - 675
Telstra - 650
Ola Electric - 620
Playtika - 500
Workday - 400
T-Mobile - 393
ANGI Homeservices - 350
LA Semiconductor - 350
C3ai - 312
Ericsson (Spain) - 300
Peloton - 287
Oracle - 254
Kiwi - 250
Kaseya - 250
FormFactor - 220
Gemini - 200
Zillow - 200
Zupee - 200
Expedia - 162
Remitly - 110
HGS - 100
AOL - 100
HCLTech - 100
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GM!
Happy Friday.