Dyme

$COIN earnings incoming.
Not going to say they don't nuke, but this is probably one of the worst places to try shorting it

we go gym

I am completely fine with Dow nuking 1000 points if it means the Epstein files come out unredacted all at once.
This should have been over and done 8 months ago.

MSFT lowest weekly RSI since 2006
impressive.

mark karpeles is launching more memecoins and you're macro bullish

whoever keeps selling COST over $1000
i hate you and hope you stub your toe 3x this week

I put $100 on the seahawks to win and made $40\nso I am a professional gambler now

Every-bodeee. yeahhh 🎶Rock your body. yeahhh 🕺All your money’s gone. yeahhh! 💸Coinbase’s back, alright! 📉

That was the best you could do, Coinbase?

Striking Iran right after the Superbowl when most of america is drunk/asleep would be completely on brand for Trump.

If we get to June with no major blowups of prominent funds or utilities I am going to be impressed with the crypto industry at large.