# The Justice Department's Performance: A Masterclass in "Investigating Myself"

This Justice Department operation is basically performing a large-scale performance art piece called "I'm investigating myself" for global traders.

Everyone thought we were watching a sequel to *The Wolf of Wall Street*, but it turned out to be a plot twist into *No Evidence But Still Going Hard*. The Justice Department came in aggressively earlier, magnifying glass in hand, dead set on picking apart the Federal Reserve building's multi-million dollar renovation costs, even trying to slap a "perjury" label on the old Fed chair, making everyone think that interest rate hikes hadn't brought inflation down yet, but instead had already ransacked the chairman's coffers.

But here's the kicker: when it got to the judge, the Justice Department bigwigs instantly turned into "honest little bluffers," muttering under their breath: "Actually... we don't really have any solid evidence." Judge James's face turned green after hearing this, directly switching into savage mode in the ruling, which basically translates to: "This isn't law enforcement, this is targeted harassment dressed up as assistance!"

The situation now is quite delicate: the old Fed chair is sitting pretty, even thinking about firing back with a "as steady as a mountain" bull run chart. He's saying that when his term ends in May, he's not going anywhere either, with the main theme being "if you won't clear my name, I'll stick with you till the end."

Looks like these days, whether you're trading crypto or prosecuting cases, if you don't have the real goods and try to go short with nothing to back it up, the only one who loses face is yourself. This "bearish news exhausted" move by the old Fed chair is probably about to make those Wall Street foxes drink a few extra rounds celebrating.

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