There is really an index in the stock market that keeps soaring upward no matter what. I'm not joking, that line is perfectly straight, with no pullbacks at all, almost like it has a cheat code activated.

The name is quite harsh too, called the "Yesterday's Limit-Up Performance Index." What does it mean? It takes all the stocks that hit the limit-up the previous day, and the next day, it combines them into an index to see how this guy performs. As you can imagine—it's always hitting new highs, always creating miracles.
The screen is almost unable to hold that glass-like upward curve. Looking at that angle, your phone has to be held vertically.
But the most ironic thing is right here.
You simply can't buy this thing.
It's just a display piece in a showcase, a perfect fantasy show. The market is saying: "Look, making money is this easy," then turns around and throws out a line: "But this has nothing to do with you." A perfect irony.