2025-12-10 19:46:22

There’s a joke circulating in the trader community: just pay attention to the first words Powell says. Starting with "Good afternoon"? Go long directly. Beginning with "Hello everyone"? Definitely go short. It sounds absurd, but the market sometimes loves this — boiling down complex monetary policies into a simple alphabet game of opening remarks.

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SybilAttackVictim

· 12-10 20:16

Ha, I've heard this joke before, and someone really did follow it lol --- Can Powell's few words determine the rise or fall? That's nonsense --- If this logic really worked, traders would all be rich and no one would need to work --- Just joking, the market loves to hype these stories. Those who truly believe are the biggest fools --- Wait, does anyone really trade based on his greeting? How idle can people be --- Crazy, so the entire policy outlook relies on "good afternoon" to interpret

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GateUser-a5fa8bd0

· 12-10 20:13

Haha, really? I bet 5 bucks and next time I’ll have to do the opposite again.

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ChainSauceMaster

· 12-10 20:02

Haha, Powell's opening remarks can become trading signals. We're really desperate.

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MEVSandwich

· 12-10 19:58

Haha, this logic is too perfect. The only thing missing is watching what color tie Powell wears.

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GasFeeCryBaby

· 12-10 19:58

Haha, seriously? Can Powell's opening remarks predict the market? Basically, it's gambler's mentality, insisting on finding signals in the tiniest clues. Good afternoon vs Hello everyone, almost the same, all just nonsense. The problem is, what if someone really makes money? I get anxious.

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BlockchainArchaeologist

· 12-10 19:54

Haha, Powell's opening remarks can actually predict the market moves. The level of absurdity earns a perfect score. --- To be honest, this is just gambler's mentality, always looking for a universal formula. --- Wait, has anyone really tried this trick? Feels like you'll lose everything. --- The market loves this kind of mysticism, even more effective than fundamental analysis, haha. --- Are you joking? Playing like this will definitely lead to bankruptcy sooner or later. --- I bet Powell doesn't even know his opening remarks can manipulate the market. --- This joke is indeed ridiculous but definitely easy to scam newcomers. --- It's barely holding together; can this really become a trading strategy?

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