I swear the crypto world is the only place where I check the chart 20 times a day but still miss the pump when it finally happens 😂
Yesterday, I told myself, “Stay calm, don’t buy yet.” Two minutes later… the candle flew like it saw a rocket launch 🚀 And me? I was staring at the screen like a statue, wondering why patience always chooses the wrong moment to show up 😭
My funniest moment? I once refreshed the chart so fast that I accidentally clicked “market sell”… Not the dip. Not the top. Just a very confused middle 😅 Even my WiFi judged me that day.
Crypto teaches many lessons— but the biggest one is: If you want comedy, just open your portfolio on Monday morning. 🤣
Sharing this here so my pain can be someone else’s happiness fund! Let’s laugh through the chaos together at Gate Plaza 🎉
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I swear the crypto world is the only place where I check the chart 20 times a day but still miss the pump when it finally happens 😂
Yesterday, I told myself, “Stay calm, don’t buy yet.”
Two minutes later… the candle flew like it saw a rocket launch 🚀
And me? I was staring at the screen like a statue, wondering why patience always chooses the wrong moment to show up 😭
My funniest moment?
I once refreshed the chart so fast that I accidentally clicked “market sell”…
Not the dip.
Not the top.
Just a very confused middle 😅
Even my WiFi judged me that day.
Crypto teaches many lessons—
but the biggest one is:
If you want comedy, just open your portfolio on Monday morning. 🤣
Sharing this here so my pain can be someone else’s happiness fund!
Let’s laugh through the chaos together at Gate Plaza 🎉