It all started with a message.📮

RELIABLE SOURCE: Doge will delete 0 this month. 🤑💰💴💵💶💷

I'm a new cryptocurrency myself, what do I know...
I immediately followed Elon.
I turned on notifications (my phone is beeping every 3 seconds now).
I favorited DOGE on GATE, gave it a star, gave it a heart, and we're officially married.
I set a price alert:

$0.1 → car 🚗🚘🚙

$0.15 → villa 🏘️🈴🏡

$2 → summer house + yacht. ⛵⛴️

$5 → world tour. 🌍🌎🌏🗺️🧳

I stared at the charts until 3 AM. With every green candle, I cursed under my breath, "We're getting close to the car!" and with every red candle, I cursed, "Dude, they're selling it again!" My phone vibrated every time Elon tweeted, and I whispered, "Come on, man, it's me!" into the screen. My neighbor definitely thinks I'm crazy.
I woke up and first thing in the morning I checked DOGE: +4%.
A voice inside me said, "Son, I can smell the car."😅😆😊😁
I immediately texted my cousin: "Dude, I'm putting in another $500, you chime in."
Cousin: "Okay, but this is the last one."
(We both know it's not the last one.)
Back then, I was like a whale of a dog.🐋🐳
I named each one:
First 100,000 → "Car Money"🤑
Next 500,000 → "Villa Fund" 🤑
My 10 favorites → "Asia Trip" 🤑

#MyCryptoFunnyMoment