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At 11.9%, Bitcoin saw its highest monthly gains in a year.

The S&P 500 just hit a new all-time high at 7,135.
Bitcoin is at $76,000, 40% below its peak.
Every cycle Bitcoin is supposed to be the asset that outperforms everything.
Right now it is underperforming an index of 500 companies that includes McDonald's.

Elon Musk told a jury yesterday that "most crypto are scams."
The comment came after OpenAI's early plans to raise funds via an ICO surfaced in court.
Sam Altman co-founded Worldcoin, a crypto project that scans your eyeballs and gives you tokens. ZachXBT called it "predatory," flagged insider selling, and compared its token structure to FTX.

Over $600M was lost to crypto hacks in April 2026.

If your boss dresses like this, you're not getting replaced by AI

BREAKING: @_protocol HAS BEEN DRAINED.
Total losses amount to ~$5.5M.
The attacker was granted a privileged Role by the Wasabi deployer wallet indicating a wallet compromise.

If you wanted $BTC at $40K, your best chance was dumping it in 2025.
Now? you missed the train.

Making $100,000 isn't really that much money anymore.
The dollar has lost 60% of its purchasing power since 1991.
There are only 21 million Bitcoin. Ever.

US to issue passports featuring Trump’s picture to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary

Your altcoin after every rebrand to chase the next narrative

They don't know Bitcoin has no top.

Block added 114 BTC in Q1, bringing corporate holdings to ~9,000 BTC ($691M).
Add customer-held BTC and the total is 28,355 BTC — $2.2 billion.
Strategy holds 10x more Bitcoin than Block.
Strategy has no proof-of-reserves.

sam altman is about to be questioned in court about how he turned a charity into a $1 trillion company.
quick recap of how we got here:
2015: musk, altman, brockman and a few others co-found openai as a nonprofit charity. the stated mission is to build agi "to benefit humanity," free from shareholder pressure and profit motives.
2015-2017: musk personally funds the charity with around $38 million.
2018: musk leaves the board after losing an internal fight over direction.
2019: openai creates a for-profit subsidiary. the nonprofit technically sits on top, but the for-profit eclipses it.
2022-20

$150M LONGS Liquidated in 30minutes