$PI (Warm reminder: This joke uses medical-grade anti-defense concentration. Please keep away from fragile items while reading.)

"π Circle Anti-Defense Simulator: Launch"

Don’t you like hearing the truth? Come on, sit in front of the mirror—

Chapter 1: "Your 'Faith' is Labeled at Factory Price"
You say you're into "value investing"? Laughable, the project team is too lazy to even write a white paper, the mainnet progress is more虚拟 than buying a house in the metaverse, and you call this investing? This is called "Cyber Wishing Pool Coin Insertion Guide"! The way you click lightning every day looks just like a temple devotee shaking the fortune sticks, and you mock BTC buyers as "old-timers of the old era"? At least they can buy a pizza, can your Pi coins now buy a spicy snack? Better find a "consensus merchant" in the group for three years?

Chapter 2: "Your 'Pattern' is the Shape of Chives"
The group announcement is daily: "Hold on for ten years, a villa by the sea," but which admin secretly buys coins at 70% off on OTC markets? You clutch that string of numbers waiting for "one coin, one嫩模," while others are already making money from group fees and massages at the clubhouse. The most ironic thing is—you call a sharp drop "shakeout," sideways movement "accumulation," a 0.0001 USD surge "bull start," but the actual K-line is flatter than you when you slack off at work.

Chapter 3: "Your 'Community' is a Cocoon of Information"
The group bans questioning, kicks anyone who does; bans discussing competitors, kicks anyone who does; bans asking about mainnet timing, kicks anyone who does. In the end, only a bunch of people remain saying "Congratulations on staking" and "Happy locking," and when you click on their avatars:
• Honey seller micro-merchant
• Online gambling agent alt account
• "Mentor" still炒灵芝孢子粉 last year
With this ecosystem, you still dream of overthrowing the Federal Reserve? First overthrow the chain in your family group that says "Mushroom glut救救农民"!

Chapter 4: "Your 'Cognition' is Others' Feed"
"Knowledge gap," "information gap," "dimension gap"... The group owner talks about so many gaps, but I haven't seen him mortgage a house? The most crazy part is your own invented "π Dialectical Method":
• Not rising = whales suppressing to吸筹
• Falling = the last跌
• Running away = testing faith
• Actual破发 on exchanges = that’s fake currency, our real currency is in another universe!

Ultimate Crit: "Please change your phone wallpaper to this sentence"
"If relying on punctual lightning,刷鲜花 in the group, posting chicken soup on朋友圈 can make you rich—then Foxconn assembly line workers should be the richest in the universe, pigeons in front of temples should control the global economy, and your mom forcing you to study back then was just unnecessary."

(Battery low warning: Your "faith power" is about to run out. Please plug in a real charger promptly. Suggested actions: 1. Turn off group chat 2. Open a recruitment app 3. Use mining time to deliver food, earning enough to buy spicy snacks for ten years—at least spicy snacks can really go into your stomach, not into the "Cyber Merits Box Annual Report.")