To be honest, I wasn’t planning to make any moves today.

But then I saw a meme from some guy with that utterly hopeless expression while scrolling through my feed, and I just couldn’t resist—alright, let’s jump in and play a round.

I didn’t even look closely at the LUNC chart; I just dove right in. Didn’t expect to actually make a profit—my own luck makes me want to laugh.

What’s even more ridiculous is that I somehow entered near the local high without even realizing it. Being able to profit from that kind of move just means the market was in a good mood today.