Meet the Supreme Leader!

Here you see only a random image of the crypto president of prosperity, the Supreme Leader of the MAGA cult apocalypse.
Most of the time, he is playing golf.
If you're lucky, you might see him in pajamas.
Sometimes he appears, when the urine bottle is tightly attached to his leg, to remind his very polite and intelligent MAGA friends how incredible everything is happening.
His speeches make a lot of sense because he says:
The economy is perfect.
The bombed students were obviously Iranians carrying Tomahawks.
Jobs are growing.
The media are too left-wing.
Trans people invented climate change.
Wars are someone else's fault.
Putin is innocent and a great person.
Elections are unnecessary because he wins anyway.
Europe is your enemy because it’s too democratic.
Chaos is just an invention of progressives.
Education is unnecessary.
Science even more so.
The pajamas were personally delivered by Superman.
Markets are booming.
Everyone is winning thanks to him.
The accusations are a witch hunt.
The billionaires draining everything are patriots.
And he loves children very much.
His truth only exists in the present moment, regardless of what the past really was or what the future will be.
A true leader.
This is the supreme crypto leader of the MAGA cult apocalypse, personally chosen by Jesus.
And once everyone has said “Thank you, Lord Supreme Leader,” he empties the urine bag and returns to the golf course.
He loves children above all. Our leader.