Uncle Bai's Big Hua Short Biography



Big Hua has no class, no home to wait for, and spends every day in an internet cafe cubicle, spitting all over the screen while playing "Delta" and "Eternal Oblivion."

Getting caught by the boss while playing games during work, he lost his perfect attendance bonus. He patted his thigh at home and cursed: “That old thing doesn’t know shit, I’m just practicing tactical awareness. If I really compete, the prize money would be enough for him to earn for half a year!” His wife disliked his cowardice and threw his game controller on the ground. He puffed out his chest and stubbornly said, “How can a sparrow understand the ambitions of a swan? When I reach the Shura stage, see if you still dare to look down on me!”

Seeing a colleague switch to a new keyboard and mouse, he sneered and commented: “Why spend this unnecessary money? If your skills aren’t good, even the best equipment is useless.” He then went to a second-hand platform to buy a damaged one and boasted to everyone: “This thing’s feel is amazing, ten times better than those expensive ones!”

On weekends, he curled up in the internet cafe gnawing on leftover bread, drooling over others’ five-kill live streams, shivering from the cold but still stubborn: “This is immersive training. When I get famous, I’ll eat and drink like a king, who would still suffer this kind of pain!” Just as he finished speaking, his phone popped up with a message from his wife reminding him to pay the water and electricity bills. He hurriedly stuffed his phone into his pocket, pretending not to see it, and shouted at the screen: “Zhen Dao! Idiot, you don’t even know how to Zhen Dao!”
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