The Real Elon - Beyond the Height Myth

Standing at 6'1.25" (not quite the full 6'2" everyone claims), Elon likes to round up his height just like he rounds up his delivery timelines. I've always found it fascinating how obsessed people are with this man's physical stature when his ego towers over everything anyway.

I met him once at a crypto conference - before he decided to trash Bitcoin's environmental impact while pumping that dog coin. Let me tell you, he seemed shorter in person than the giant portrayed in media. Maybe it's the lifts in his shoes or maybe it's just another carefully crafted illusion from the man who's mastered the art of perception management.

What's more interesting than his height is how he manipulates markets with a single tweet. While regular folks get investigated for minor trading irregularities, this man can move billions with 280 characters and a meme. The regulatory double standard is mind-blowing.

Trump claims to be 6'3" but stands shorter than Elon in most photos - another example of powerful men obsessing over inches that don't matter. The Saudi Crown Prince seemed more impressed with Elon's wallet than his stature when they met.

His early life showed promise - leaving South Africa at 17 for Canada, building PayPal, then rockets. But somewhere along the way, the visionary became a social media troll who buys platforms when they ban him.

Height: 6'1.25". Ego: Immeasurable. Accountability: Still loading...