Let me tell you a secret. The worst and stupidest people in the world laugh. The best and smartest people. Smile. Remember that. With the example below, you can decipher the deep emotion between two different images. They always make fun of each other. $BTC $ETH $SOL $XRP

‍#GateNewbieVillageEpisode2# When I first opened my account on Gate, I was honestly nervous. Everything felt new the charts, the candles, the tokens I had never even heard of. I started small, testing the waters with just a few trades. Then one day, I noticed my balance had gone up. It wasn’t a life-changing amount, but it was my first profit on Gate, and it felt amazing. That small win gave me the confidence to keep learning and to trust the process. My most surprising gain happened completely by accident. I had bought into a project with the intention of flipping it quickly, but I got distracted with work and forgot about it for a while. Weeks later, when I checked back, the token had pumped way beyond my expectations. The joy of discovering that unexpected profit is something I’ll never forget. It felt like the market had rewarded my patience, even though it wasn’t planned! What I’ve realized is that every single step every small win, every surprising gain builds not only my portfolio but also my mindset. Gate has been more than just an exchange for me; it’s been a place to grow, to learn from others, and to be part of a community where everyone is chasing their dreams in their own way. Trading is full of ups and downs, but each gain, no matter how small, is worth celebrating. Looking back, my journey on Gate has been about more than profits it’s about building confidence, staying consistent, and sharing the excitement with people who truly understand the thrill of crypto. So here’s to the first profit that made me believe, to the unexpected gain that made me smile, and to many more milestones ahead. Let’s keep learning, keep growing, and keep celebrating every win together with the Gate family!

Life is fucking electric bro. Don’t fall for the doomer shit. Thats for losers and normies scared of their own shadows. Walk around like God sent you and smile at everyone you see. Spread light and abundance. Build things and take chances. This is the best time in history!

One day we gonna sit down congratulate ourselves, smile and say it was hard but we made it.

some people will smile to a brighter future in this coming bull Run if you are in let me know.

Building comes with frustration, it requires patience and you’ve got to learn to smile through the process and keep grinding regardless.

but you should not confuse these people with enemies, usually enemies will always smile at you and act friendly 🫵🫵 and a real friend will not be fake and will help you in a tough moment

Good morning Quackers. What's your plan for today? I'm planning to deep in @HeyElsaAI . I'll complete all the remaining tasks of HeyElsa quest. Remember, only 52.9k people are following heyElsa on X. So we are still early on it. Also I'll place somes predictions on @trylimitless . limitless is really awesome. Very clean, smile ui. Very easy to use. I'll try to engage with quackers. Remember, @wallchain_xyz counts replies for mindshares. So engaging with quakers is pretty obvious. And wallchain is launching its own token soon. so I'll try to pocket some quacks too. This is my plan for today. what's yours? Lemme know in the comment section.

$DOGE Dogecoin holders, You will smile again in OCTOBER-November Last week's candle, Dogecoin broke out. This weeks candle, it retested Neckline Next week = Continuation of a PUMP large candle / Sideways

Quack Quack This is how we all feel holding our position @trylimitless leaderboard on @wallchain_xyz lately before the deadline next 24hours will be brutal 🤣 Quack Higher Quack Louder Quack Consistent Quack Smile

Dear Shalom Army, I’d like to share a few words of encouragement with you today: - Let it go. Don’t let yesterday’s troubles ruin today’s opportunities. - Ignore distractions. Live a life that empowers you, not one shaped by the noise of others. - Give it time. Healing, growth, and clarity always come with patience. - Don’t compare. Your only competition is the version of yourself from yesterday. - Stay calm. It’s okay not to have everything figured out, trust the process. - Take ownership. Remember, your happiness is ultimately in your hands. So smile, life is too short to waste on battles that don’t build you. When it ends, nothing else will matter but how you lived and loved. Take a moment to ponder on this. Shalom 🕊🙏🏿

Dear Shalom Army, I’d like to share a few words of encouragement with you today: - Let it go. Don’t let yesterday’s troubles ruin today’s opportunities. - Ignore distractions. Live a life that empowers you, not one shaped by the noise of others. - Give it time. Healing, growth, and clarity always come with patience. - Don’t compare. Your only competition is the version of yourself from yesterday. - Stay calm. It’s okay not to have everything figured out, trust the process. - Take ownership. Remember, your happiness is ultimately in your hands. So smile, life is too short to waste on battles that don’t build you. When it ends, nothing else will matter but how you lived and loved. Take a moment to ponder on this. Shalom 🕊🙏🏿

let’s us all keep believing and pushing for a great deal Gate will make us all smile again don’t give up GT to $300 soon

GM guys 😀 Smile for $PEAQ shots 🔥

GM guys 😀 Smile for $PEAQ shots 🔥

Lowkey bottom teeth smile might be the new meta IRL 😂 I’m here for it

#QSP#target 300-% as zelix smile aa

#QSP# 300%🚀🚀🚀 smile mint

#Funny Moments In Crypto# Title: 🚀 The Fun Side of Crypto: Stories That Shaped My Journey Content: The crypto world is full of surprises – it’s not just about trading charts or prices, but also about funny, unexpected stories that bring us together as a community. One of the most interesting stories I’ve seen is how someone once found an old Bitcoin wallet on a forgotten hard drive – and overnight, he became a millionaire. It shows how powerful long-term holding can be. Another story that always makes me smile is the viral “Doge rocket 🚀🐶” meme. It reminds me that crypto isn’t only technology; it’s about community, culture, and fun. 💭 In my view, these fun stories and memes give energy to the space, keep us creative, and unite investors worldwide. They teach us that even in a volatile market, there’s always room for humor and hope. 👉 What’s your funniest or most inspiring crypto story? Share below, let’s laugh and learn together! #CryptoStories ##CryptoMemes# #BTC #ETH #GateSquareMidAutumnCreatorIncentive#

There is a reason why that big bullish candle is called the “Institutional Candle “ or the “ Bankers Candle “ It could also come in the form of a bearish candle too. If you trade along with that candle you will smile to the bank, but if you oppose that candle your account will be liquidated. #forextrader #forextrading #synthetic #GladeHelloKittyxSkyNani #CaneloCrawford #BoycottINDvPAK #AsiaCup2025 #Deriv #LaVuelta25

Smile you’re still early. The market hasn’t seen your best move yet. The world hasn’t felt your full power yet. One decision, one habit, one year of focus… That’s all it takes to turn everything around. Your future is brighter than you think. Good luck guys

#币圈趣事分享# #Gate广场创作点亮中秋# Crypto is not just charts and profits it’s a world full of magic, surprises, and stories that feel like love at first sight. 💫 When I first entered the crypto world, it felt exactly like that mysterious, risky, but so exciting that I couldn’t look away. And just like in love, sometimes it breaks your heart, sometimes it makes you the happiest person alive. I still remember one of the craziest stories I came across: A trader who had completely forgotten his old wallet, only to open it years later and discover millions in Bitcoin waiting for him. Imagine that feeling like finding a lost love who suddenly makes your life brighter again. Or the legendary Doge memes 🚀one simple joke turned into a global symbol of joy, community, and moonshot dreams. That’s when I realized: crypto isn’t just finance, it’s culture, it’s laughter, it’s family. For me, crypto is like falling in love at first sight it challenges you, excites you, and keeps you awake at night dreaming about what tomorrow might bring. So tell me, friends what’s YOUR unforgettable crypto love story or meme moment that still makes you smile today?

#Funny Moments In Crypto# 😂💸 The Day I Sent $1,000 in Crypto but Paid $50 Gas Fee – A Comedy of Errors Crypto is known for life-changing opportunities, but sometimes it feels more like a stand-up comedy show 🎭. One of the funniest (and most painful) moments I’ve ever experienced in crypto was sending $1,000 only to realize I had paid a whopping $50 gas fee! Here’s how this comedy of errors unfolded… --- ✦ 1. Setting the Stage: A Regular Transfer Turns Tragic 🎬 It was supposed to be a simple transaction. I wanted to move $1,000 worth of crypto from my wallet to an exchange. No leverage, no complex trading—just a plain transfer. But in crypto, even the simplest moves can turn into unexpected adventures. --- ✦ 2. The Shocking Gas Fee Pop-Up ⚠️ As I clicked “Confirm,” my screen flashed: 💡 Gas Fee: $50 My brain froze. That was 5% of the entire transaction! At that moment, I thought maybe the system was joking—unfortunately, the blockchain doesn’t do comedy. --- ✦ 3. Internal Dialogue: The Trader’s Dilemma 🧠 “Should I cancel it?” ❌ “But what if gas gets even higher later?” ⏳ “Well… it’s only $50, right?” 🤔 And just like that, I convinced myself to go through with it. --- ✦ 4. The Confirmation – Comedy Meets Reality ✅ Seconds later, the transaction was confirmed. My $1,000 arrived safely… but $950 worth of crypto plus $50 worth of regret came with it. It felt like buying a ticket to a movie where I was both the actor and the clown 🤡. --- ✦ 5. Lessons Learned (With a Smile) 📚 ✔️ Always check gas fees before sending. ✔️ Timing matters – avoid peak hours of congestion. ✔️ Explore Layer-2 or cheaper chains for transfers. ✔️ And most importantly: laugh at your mistakes—because sometimes that’s the only way to handle them. --- ✦ 6. Final Thoughts 🌍 That $50 gas fee became one of my most expensive comedy tickets in crypto history. While it hurt at first, today it’s just a funny memory that reminds me: 👉 In crypto, you don’t just trade assets—you trade stories, lessons, and plenty of laughs. So next time you complain about high fees, remember my $50 “blockchain joke.” At least you’ll know you’re not the only one who paid for both a transaction and a comedy show in one click 😂. ---

#Funny Moments In Crypto# 😂💸 The Day I Sent $1,000 in Crypto but Paid $50 Gas Fee – A Comedy of Errors Crypto is known for life-changing opportunities, but sometimes it feels more like a stand-up comedy show 🎭. One of the funniest (and most painful) moments I’ve ever experienced in crypto was sending $1,000 only to realize I had paid a whopping $50 gas fee! Here’s how this comedy of errors unfolded… --- ✦ 1. Setting the Stage: A Regular Transfer Turns Tragic 🎬 It was supposed to be a simple transaction. I wanted to move $1,000 worth of crypto from my wallet to an exchange. No leverage, no complex trading—just a plain transfer. But in crypto, even the simplest moves can turn into unexpected adventures. --- ✦ 2. The Shocking Gas Fee Pop-Up ⚠️ As I clicked “Confirm,” my screen flashed: 💡 Gas Fee: $50 My brain froze. That was 5% of the entire transaction! At that moment, I thought maybe the system was joking—unfortunately, the blockchain doesn’t do comedy. --- ✦ 3. Internal Dialogue: The Trader’s Dilemma 🧠 “Should I cancel it?” ❌ “But what if gas gets even higher later?” ⏳ “Well… it’s only $50, right?” 🤔 And just like that, I convinced myself to go through with it. --- ✦ 4. The Confirmation – Comedy Meets Reality ✅ Seconds later, the transaction was confirmed. My $1,000 arrived safely… but $950 worth of crypto plus $50 worth of regret came with it. It felt like buying a ticket to a movie where I was both the actor and the clown 🤡. --- ✦ 5. Lessons Learned (With a Smile) 📚 ✔️ Always check gas fees before sending. ✔️ Timing matters – avoid peak hours of congestion. ✔️ Explore Layer-2 or cheaper chains for transfers. ✔️ And most importantly: laugh at your mistakes—because sometimes that’s the only way to handle them. --- ✦ 6. Final Thoughts 🌍 That $50 gas fee became one of my most expensive comedy tickets in crypto history. While it hurt at first, today it’s just a funny memory that reminds me: 👉 In crypto, you don’t just trade assets—you trade stories, lessons, and plenty of laughs. So next time you complain about high fees, remember my $50 “blockchain joke.” At least you’ll know you’re not the only one who paid for both a transaction and a comedy show in one click 😂. ---

1: Congratulations to the subscribed fans, you have enjoyed a big wave again. The pickup code yesterday was wlfi, the best entry point was 202, and the second take profit level was 231. The image below shows the highs and lows after the tweet, with a minimum of 2021 and a maximum of 2311. Precise entry, precise take profit, Spot yield 13.9%. Two: On the 10th and 12th, I made Avnt, and now it has doubled again from the take profit point. I've reminded about this coin before; the rise on the 10th has just begun, so I made two consecutive orders and held onto them. My smile must be crooked now. Three: The history of the pickup code has always been the profit status of Spot, controlling the position, maintaining small take loss, and large take profit. #Gate广场创作点亮中秋# 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 ✍️The current subscription price is 1GT/month, and experts never rely on subscription profits ㊙㊙㊙㊙ 📱Android phone, you need to buy a GT to the homepage to subscribe 📱Apple iPhone users need to log in to the webpage using a mobile browser ( Google Chrome ) to purchase a gt coin in order to subscribe: Platform official website: Gateex.cc/zh In the future, I will organize a review of the coins I tweeted about, making it easier for everyone to summarize and discuss: Historical performance only counts subscription tweets, all are just predictions. Stop Loss: ---------❌ Increase Percentage: ------📈 take profit：---------👍🏻Drop percentage：------📉 Take profit in advance: -----⭕ The statistics record is a Spot addition operation Position: -------❗ Total earnings in January: 103.0% February total yield: 101.8% Total return in March: 111.5% Total revenue for April: 66.6% Total return in May: 254.8% Total earnings in June: 85.85% Total revenue in July: 113.2% Total revenue in August was 46.9% September meal code details: On September 2, XRP278 long, take profit 2.845 2.3%👍 September 3, WLFI211 Long, stop loss 208 -1.4%❌ September 4th, PUMP44 short, stop loss 46 -4.5%❌ On September 6th, BIO166 long, stop loss 162 -2.4%❌ On September 7, WLFI233 short, take profit 202 13.3%👍 On September 8, PROVE89 short, take profit 855 3.9%👍 On September 9th, PROVE92 short, take profit 946 -2.8%❌ On September 10th, AVNT315 long, take profit 356 13%👍 On September 11, pump557 short, take profit 526 5.5%👍 On September 12, avnt342 long, take profit 410, 19.9%👍 On September 13, wlfi2022 long, take profit 231 13.9%👍 #Funny Moments In Crypto##My Pick In RWA

The Legend of the DOGE Meme: From Rocket Symbols to Community Faith If there is one meme that best represents the world of crypto, it has to be “Doge Rocket Launch.” Back then, it was just a cute picture of a Shiba Inu, but it eventually turned into a meme coin whose market cap once reached hundreds of billions of dollars. The funny part is that this meme had no “technical support”; its logic was simple: cute + fun = unbeatable. As a result, the rocket symbols tied to the phrase “to the moon” became the secret code for crypto enthusiasts all over the world. Moreover, the cheerful community atmosphere transformed a “joke” into a “financial product.” This reveals a harsh truth: in the crypto world, technology doesn’t necessarily determine price; emotions and memes are the true driving forces. One of my favorite DOGE memes is the picture of a dog wearing an astronaut suit, sitting in a rocket, with the background saying: “Mom, I’m going to space.” Every time the market rises and floods the group chat, everyone laughs endlessly. That’s the magical power of crypto memes – they ease tension and spread collective emotion. So, don’t underestimate memes; they are the psychological currency of the crypto world and the best welcoming celebration for newcomers. You may not understand the whitepaper, but you can definitely understand DOGE’s goofy smile. #CryptoFunStories #GateSquareMidAutumn #DoubleRewardsWithGUSD #MyPickInRWA #FunnyMomentsInCrypto

I heard some of we small accounts are not suspended from receiving payment 😂 Anyways @MavrykNetwork is building the rails for on-chain RWAs. The future of finance runs on $MVRK. @SentientAGI is uniting agents, models, and data into one powerful network, the GRID. Open, scalable, unstoppable. @FractionAI_xyz is where strategy meets evolution. Agents that adapt, compete, and scale, built to match your edge. We will all smile again with @MMTFinance

If #Bitcoin# doesn’t make you smile, nothing will.

I smiled when I set up my Face ID. Now everytime I’m mad I have to smile at my phone and then I can continue to be mad. I’ll be like: 😠☺️😠…

Why is $LINEA dumping? This is almost 1.8x from My $2K turning $1K gradually 👀👀👀👀 Anyways, I wait for this one 😀😀😀 Meanwhile, I am super bullish on @MavrykNetwork Mavryk Network TGE is gonna bring so much smile, I know We keep grinding and sticking around with Mavryk gMavryk

Black Mirror just flipped the script $MIRROR turns fandom into ownership with an onchain universe that you help steer - Official tokenized IP: animated episodes, graphic novels, mini‑apps, merch, IRL - IP launchpad for apps, games, collectibles - Reputation IDs + evolving personas that level with your behavior - DePIN inference for scores across open infra - Buzzdrop where consistency drives allocation - 56% of supply to participants - 500K pre‑launch signups, billions already know the world Plug into @blackmirror_xp, mint your Smile ID, and start earning your seat at the table #BlackMirror #ChainGPT $CGPT @Chain_GPT @ChainGPT_Pad

In major blood always bid the blood! U will always smile 10x harder when you're in profit!

Somnia (SOMI) — Where Dreams Turn Digital. When I first saw CandyDrop #76 x Somnia (SOMI) on Gate, it didn’t feel like, just another airdrop. It felt like an invitation to something bigger. SOMI is not only about tokens. For me, it’s about freedom: Owning my identity without fear Moving assets without borders Creating without limits That’s powerful. And honestly, that’s rare. Joining this CandyDrop, I felt like I wasn’t just collecting rewards I was stepping into the early days of a world we’ve all dreamed about. A world where imagination, not corporations, sets the rules. The #SOMI Creative Contest# gives us a chance to share what this vision means. For me, it means when people talk about Web3’s real breakthrough in the future, SOMI will be part of that conversation. And I’ll be able to smile and say: I was there, right from the start.

With everything going on on TL Only yappers are still winning 😢 Testers will smile one day

#WLFI# has banned 300+ whale address including justin sun, the price is gonna increase, also the 1H RSI chart has reached the bottom, buy now & smile few days later

Somnia (SOMI) — Where Dreams Turn Digital. When I first saw CandyDrop #76 x Somnia (SOMI) on Gate, it didn’t feel like, just another airdrop. It felt like an invitation to something bigger. SOMI is not only about tokens. For me, it’s about freedom: Owning my identity without fear Moving assets without borders Creating without limits That’s powerful. And honestly, that’s rare. Joining this CandyDrop, I felt like I wasn’t just collecting rewards I was stepping into the early days of a world we’ve all dreamed about. A world where imagination, not corporations, sets the rules. The #SOMI Creative Contest# gives us a chance to share what this vision means. For me, it means when people talk about Web3’s real breakthrough in the future, SOMI will be part of that conversation. And I’ll be able to smile and say: I was there, right from the start.

Awake and Grinding? Or Awake and Thinking? Don't worry, you will smile soonest!!! Shalom 🙏🏿

at a train station in France, walk up to a cafe and wife orders “one coffee to-go” obviously all coffees at train station cafes are to-go, but the way she said it was subtle and natural—you could tell it was force of habit the barista decided to make a mockery of her for no reason, she gathered the other workers, talking to them in French, laughing hysterically, and shouting “TO GO” 15 times (not exaggerating) before proceeding to take our order after we paid, I looked at her with a smile and said: “don’t forget, we are on holiday, and you work at a train station. Merci, au revoir!”

Altseason index just hits 65. That’s the signal many wait for. Rotation into alts has started quietly. Load up now while it’s calm… You’ll smile in Q4. #Altcoins#

Someone who deceives someone enough to disappoint them can no longer trust anyone because they know everyone as they are ... ... they look for a dagger behind every smile, a trap behind every kind word or action ...

My ole auntie ushered me to the corner of the room, secretive, jolly She had a big excited smile on her face Then she grabbed my hand and placed a crisp $20 bill in it I said oh no thank you auntie you keep that She insisted and said “go get yourself something nice” I’m 69 years old I don’t know what to do

#ZEREBRO# The preparation that still survives will smile happily. ZEREBRO goes to 1$ #Gate Lists Ondo Spot Trading Zone##Nonfarm Payrolls Incoming##Gate Alpha Share Challenge#

The "dumbest" way to make money in Cryptocurrency Trading is actually the most ruthless. Many people study various indicators and mysterious strategies every day, yet they are still repeatedly harvested by market makers. Those who truly survive and even continue to profit often rely not on dazzling operations, but on a few simple yet deadly "rules of thumb." I have always said that the strategy that can truly change one's fate in the coin circle is actually hidden in the simplest methods. How stupid can you be? Stupid enough that even the dealer is afraid you'll learn. 🔥 First, let's talk about three taboos. Breaking one might cost you three years of losses: 1. Never chase after rising prices or sell at falling prices. The craziest time for cryptocurrency trading is when the retail investors are the most excited, and it is also the happiest time for the big players to offload their coins. The truly ruthless individuals are those who quietly pick up chips when the market crashes and others are closing their software and cursing. 2. Don't go all in on one coin. Cash is your oxygen during a bear market. Without cash, you can only watch when opportunities arise. Keep your bullets, and you will wait for the prey. 3. Refuse to go all in. Opportunities are always more abundant than money; those who exhaust their bullets in one go are not qualified to talk about "strategy." Those who survive are all experts in position management. 💥 Here are six more "killer techniques", this is the underlying logic that doubles the account: - Sideways market will change, don't act rashly - especially high-level false breakouts, entering is just handing over your head. - A big bearish candle is a gift; when others panic, you must learn to smile. - The harder the crash, the stronger the rebound. Next time the waterfall comes, don't shiver, get your bags ready. - Building a pyramid position is the key: increase by 10% every time it drops by 10%, driving the cost down to the point where even the big players are sweating. - The sideways movement after a surge is a trap for the unsuspecting; don't be greedy, withdraw the principal and let the profits fly; after a sharp decline, don't fantasize during the sideways movement, cuts should be quick, precise, and ruthless. - Remember: sideways trading is a high-risk area for liquidation, where 80% of retail investors perish. Feeling itchy to trade? Don't move, that's your strongest move. Sounds too stupid, doesn't it? But precisely because it is "clumsy," it is easy to execute; precisely because it is simple, it is the deadliest. Those who can truly turn the tide are not the "gamblers" who trade dozens of times a day, but those who are willing to patiently adhere to a few iron rules. ✨ If you also think that frequent operations are not as good as sticking to the rules — like and share, let's survive the bull and bear markets together. #交易心态#

don’t joke with your bag hold and keep pushing don’t play around with your money we will smile to the bank soon let go

You must stay away from those you have offended, or you will face endless troubles. In the adult world, once a feud is formed, it is very difficult to resolve. The saying that a smile can alleviate a thousand worries is a deceptive lie; whenever there is an opportunity, they will definitely seek to harm you. Forgetting those you have offended is akin to placing yourself under someone else's knife. Similarly, in business, you should operate within your intellectual capacity; avoid people, matters, and information that exceed your intellectual range. Do not get involved, do not think of achieving success overnight. In business, the first priority is to survive; taking half a step ahead means going first, while taking a full step ahead means leaving first. Never take the lead, and never set a precedent. This person has deceived you once, swindled your money once, tricked you out of investment once, and manipulated your emotions once. Even if he turns back and speaks kindly to you again, do not trust him. There is an interesting distinction between good and bad people. A bad person who deceives you will be very happy about it and may want to deceive you again. What he says to you the second time is different from what he thinks in his heart. You may see him as very sincere on the surface, but he is plotting against you behind your back and flaunting this as his ability. Good people are not like this; good people genuinely want to help you from the bottom of their hearts, to give you money, to empower you, to help you grow. This is how we think, and even when he comes to deceive us a second time, we still think this way. We will never have any relationship with any bad people. We only socialize with reliable people; our misfortunes come from associating with unreliable people. #Gate上线Ondo专区现货交易##非农就业数据来袭##今日你看涨还是看跌？#

My three years in the crypto world: a transformation journey from suckers to stable profits. The winter of 2022 was particularly cold in Beijing. I had just been laid off from my job and was sitting in a rented room outside the Fifth Ring Road, dazed with my severance pay. Snowflakes were drifting outside the window, and my phone kept pushing news about the Bitcoin crash. "Maybe this is an opportunity?" This thought made me start my journey in the crypto world. I remember the first time I bought Bitcoin, my hands were shaking. At that time, the price of Bitcoin was $16,000, and I invested 50,000 yuan. For the next three months, I watched my assets shrink to 30,000, then rise to 80,000, and I couldn't sleep all night. Until I met Old Li, an old sucker who had been struggling in the crypto world for many years. He told me: "Kid, if you want to survive in the crypto world, you need to have your own strategy." Old Li taught me the first method, which is the coin hoarding method. "Once you set your eyes on a coin, it’s like marrying a wife; you need to stay loyal to it." He said with a smile. So I chose Bitcoin and Ethereum, investing 2000 yuan every month from my salary without fail. Once, when Ethereum dropped 30% in a week, I anxiously sought out Old Li, but he said: "If it drops, just buy more. When cabbage is on sale at the market, don’t you buy a couple more?" In the spring of 2023, the market began to warm up. Old Li taught me the second trick: the bear market chasing method. "It's like whack-a-mole; you hit whichever coin has dropped hard." I used some idle funds to buy some Dogecoin, and after it rose by 60%, I swapped it for the badly fallen Litecoin. I cycled through this three times, and my funds actually doubled. The most thrilling part was when a coin I bought was stuck for two months; I was ready to cut my losses when Old Li held my hand: "In a bull market, every coin has its spring." During the hottest time in summer, the market suddenly plummeted. Old Li called overnight: "Hurry! Prepare the pyramid bottom-fishing method!" We started buying in batches when Bitcoin was at $30,000, buying more as it fell. When Bitcoin dropped to $25,000, I had already completed my position. Later, when the market rebounded, this operation increased my assets by 50%. "Buying without selling is like working hard for nothing." Old Li taught me the moving average method again. He set up five moving averages on my computer, "Remember, sell when MA5 falls below MA10, don't hesitate." This strategy helped me successfully exit before the crash in September, preserving most of my profits. What surprised me the most was the violent coin hoarding method. I used 20,000 yuan as capital, repeatedly swinging trades during the sideways movement of Bitcoin: buying at an 8% discount and selling at a 12% premium. I made 4 operations in a month and surprisingly earned over 6,000 U. I converted all the profits into Bitcoin to hoard, while continuing to operate with the original capital. After rolling operations for half a year, the Bitcoin I hoarded was enough to buy a new energy vehicle. Three years have passed now, and my experience in the crypto world has been like a roller coaster. What I remember most is New Year's Day 2024, when Old Li invited me for drinks. After two cups, he said: "I want to retire. Remember, in the crypto world, the most important thing is not how much you earn, but how long you live." That night, it snowed again in Beijing, just like three years ago. Now I have also become the "old sucker" in others' mouths, and newcomers often come to seek my advice. I always ask them first: "Can you accept losing everything?" If the answer is no, I will advise them to leave this market. The crypto world is not an ATM, but a battlefield. The most valuable thing here is not various ways to make money, but the wisdom to survive. Recently, I started dollar-cost averaging again, but this time it's for my child's education fund. Every month, 3000 yuan, buying Bitcoin and Ethereum, planning to hold for ten years. Sometimes when I see the market fluctuations, I still get sweaty palms, but thinking of Lao Li's words helps me calm down: "Investing is like planting a tree; the best time was ten years ago, and the second best time is now."